- driving on the right side: wow look at all these assholes speeding by on the left. got somewhere important to be douchebag? its not a race pal why not share the road a little
- driving on the left side: I'LL SEE YOU FUCKING LOSERS LATER LOL BYE SLOWPOKES EAT MY EXHAUST FUMES YOU MOTHERFUCKING TURTLES BETTER RESPECT THIS HORSEPOWER
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’